Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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