How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
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