My pussy is not your playground.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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