I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Randomize
