When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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