This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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