Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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