I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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