If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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