If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
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