i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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