Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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