So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
it was like eating out sand paper
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Randomize
