Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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