my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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