did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
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