But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
Randomize
