She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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