So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Randomize
