i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
it glows. i had to have it.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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