gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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