we have pet lesbian snakes
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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