soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
Randomize
