Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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