I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
i think my mom watched the whole time
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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