I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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