this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Little spoons don't ask big questions
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
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