the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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