the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
they're like a gay fantastic four
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
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