Barsexuality is the new black.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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