I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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