I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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