It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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