Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I have tasted many bathrooms
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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