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I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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