1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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