Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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