You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
I wish I could teleport
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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