At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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