I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
Randomize
