You're completely useless in the revolution.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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