Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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