I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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