Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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