my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
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