Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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