how can u be prego again
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
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