WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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