you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
Randomize
