Need sex. Gaining weight.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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