You're my little dorito
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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