I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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