i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
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