You work out of a Hotel?
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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