That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
im on a boat
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