he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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