Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
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He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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